I'll have to play doublely hard tonight with my toys when I go to bed.

Or should i say when I get on the bed. I never go to sleep as soon as I crawl in.

I need a little pa pow to where me out. Any wonder why I have a whole tub of toys to play with beneath the bed.

Unfortunately, last time I checked, I didn't see you. You'd be my favorite toy of all.

No batteries required, and besides, I love the sounds you make when you'd make love to me. None of my toys can do that.